Basic info:

• Born in 2066 in Taiwan
• Attended Brown University.
• Met Evan while on an exchange program at AIT.
• Married Evan in 2091.
• Son Derrick born in 2091.
• Doctorate in fluid mechanics in 2094
• Grandson Lucas born in 2116.
• Stints at various corporations & teaching position at AIT.
• Consulting work + guest lecturer at Brown

Not the most exciting bio you’ll find on the web, but accurate.

I could I suppose, embarrass Evan, Derrick, and Lucas (especially Lucas), by taking this time to tell you how proud I am of them, to brag about their accomplishments, and to tell you how much I love them. But, since I don’t want the collective men of the Chan family running for cover, I won’t. (You can come out now Lucas.)

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As you’ve probably already gathered from my photo, I’m interested in gardening and I collect antique gardening tools. A good robot would have the garden in great shape in a few weeks, but I am contrary and old fashioned; I like doing the work myself. I like working in my garden: pulling weeds, planting bulbs, digging a new bed with my roto-tiller, raking leaves, deadheading flowers—I enjoy it. It sounds strange, but I find all that work relaxing. I have a sense of peace and harmony when I’m working in my garden that I don’t get from doing anything else.

Archeologists will shudder, but I do use the garden tools I collect to work in my garden. After all, that’s what they were made for.


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The pride and joy of my tool collection is an antique Grassmaster model year 2013 Riding Mower in working condition. For the curious and the acquisitive, I was lucky enough to find it up for auction on NetBAY. I’ve purchased the bulk of my collection through the sphere; the rest I’ve inherited or received gifts from friends and family.

If you are thinking of collecting, I should warn you; it’s rare to find one of these tools in perfect working order. Be prepared to take them apart, clean them oil them, and replace broken parts. A friend and I took the Grassmaster apart and put it back together before it would run. If you are interested in gardens or antique gardening tools, I recommend setting aside some time and money to talk to Capability, the evolved intelligence behind the Landscape Node’s Garden Round-Up. The finest gardening mind I’ve come across, and a quiet wisdom that eludes most humans. In the sphere, there used to be a site called Collecting and Repairing Antique Garden Tools, by Christopher and Charles Nye. It’s been down for a while, but if you can find archived versions, they had a great section on spotting fakes.